Dressing the part

Sometimes I really do get gifts from other people, not just from-me-to-me gifts. Although I do make more effort with the gift wrapping when I give myself gifts, just saying!

For me? What is it!!

Yay! I needed an apron! Thank you mommy!

I didn't have the heart to tell her that I had seen that apron at Le Creuset and decided I didn't like it. It just doesn't fit right. It's not a flattering style, I look like a fridge when I'm wearing it, no shape at all. I love the colour though! I had chosen another apron, it wasn't as fabulous but with a bit of sparkles and pink fabric dye I could make it super fabulous. And when I put it on it looked good, very coca-cola bottle, all boobs and hips. If I'm gonna wear an apron I'm damn well gonna look hot wearing it! Domestic Goddess, not Domestic Frump. The store didn't have stock of the apron I wanted so they placed an order for it, but unfortunately my mom bought the other apron before it arrived. I will still buy the one I wanted and bling it up. Note to ungrateful self, wear mom's apron when she's around.

This doll has no hips or boobs, trust me, real life = coca cola bottle

Imagine the white part painted pink and lot of pink gems all over, it would be fab!

Hmmm, so that's a spatula pocket? You sure it's not a cellphone pocket?

Well I can't possibly use it as a spatula pocket. Remember that advert where the big boobed girl is complaining to the waitress "where's my chips?". Ya. Boobs. Not a spatula pocket.